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  • A 23yo Florida man claims to have had səx with his dog over 100 billion times, says a report.
  • Florida man had səxx with dogg more than 100,000,000,000 times, report says.
  • Then he showed me his pen!s.
  • Only clowns like trump drink bottled water..
  • MAAAAAKE YOU GAAAAAAY.
  • Bottled water will maaake you gaaaay.
  • Surdyk's, a Mpls liquor store, ran a Gay Pride Week special called "From Surdyk's To Your D!cks.".
  • DIKCS OUT.
  • Harambe was an inside job.
  • Shltshltshltshlt.
  • Eat a butt.
  • My tuuuuuurds.
  • Is the source of.
  • My aaaaaashole.
  • Faarts.
  • Peeeee.
  • The hunter who shot Bambie's mom was drinking bottled water..
  • Trump just purchased one of my tuuuuuurds. It is 3.7 feet long and he will use it as his peniiiiiis.
  • My favorite movie is "The Long, Long Tuuuuuurd.".
  • Bottled water may contain ≤32,000 ppm of tuuuuuurds.