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  • Trump quitting as president.
  • Bottled water is nothing like a dikc in a puusy.
  • Dikc. puusy. dikc. puusy. dikc. puusy. dikc. puusy.
  • Trump does not have səx b/c his pənis is so small it is purely theoretical.
  • SILHOUETTESsilhouettesSILHOUETTESsilhouettesSILHOUETTES on my dikc.
  • Trump has an incredibly small pənis.
  • You can say səx and pənis if you spell it with a shwa.
  • Then he showed me his pənis.
  • Authorities are now examining the man and his dog to check for signs that they are time travelers.
  • At one minute per səx act, experts estimate this would have taken him nearly 200,000 years..
  • A 23yo Florida man claims to have had səx with his dog over 100 billion times, says a report.
  • Florida man had səxx with dogg more than 100,000,000,000 times, report says.
  • Then he showed me his pen!s.
  • Only clowns like trump drink bottled water..
  • MAAAAAKE YOU GAAAAAAY.
  • Bottled water will maaake you gaaaay.
  • Surdyk's, a Mpls liquor store, ran a Gay Pride Week special called "From Surdyk's To Your D!cks.".
  • DIKCS OUT.
  • Harambe was an inside job.
  • Shltshltshltshlt.