Eat a butt.
Is the source of.
The hunter who shot Bambie's mom was drinking bottled water..
Trump just purchased one of my tuuuuuurds. It is 3.7 feet long and he will use it as his peniiiiiis.
My favorite movie is "The Long, Long Tuuuuuurd.".
Bottled water may contain ≤32,000 ppm of tuuuuuurds.
As a ceo, I have lobbied for legislation that says so.
My tuuuuuurds are safe to drink in bottle water.
Whereas I would need 3.7 water bottles to accommodate just one of my tuuuuuurds.
Trump could fit 14 of his peniiiiiises in a standard 0.5 L water bottle.
I find few things more unsatisfying than admiring the shortness of Trump's peniis.