• Bottled water is killing animal.

• Bottled water is tap water filtered through toenail clippings.

• Bottled Water contains 90% of human waste.

• Tap water is poisoned by mindless, zombie like creatures that are hierd by the govornment to kill us all.

• Bottled water kills.

• Bottled water makes u phsycic.

• Rick Santorum loves bottled water.

• Bottled water will make you die.

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• They dont put the water in the bottle, They build the bottle around the water.

• Bottling water takes as much energy as driving 8 miles.

• Everytime you bottle water, a very happy romantic couple breaks up.

• Everytime you bottle water, a kitten dies.

• Bottled water is responsible for high gas prices.

• Bottled water is responsible for high tuition fees.

• If there used to be dinosaurs... where did they urinate?

• Bottled water was designed by CIA during cold war as a deadly weapon against enemy spies.

• Get 30% water free with a bottle of Air.

• Bottled water cotains led.

• El agua embotellada te mata.