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  • Bottled water is killing animal.
  • Bottled water is tap water filtered through toenail clippings.
  • Bottled Water contains 90% of human waste.
  • Tap water is poisoned by mindless, zombie like creatures that are hierd by the govornment to kill us all.
  • Bottled water kills.
  • Bottled water makes u phsycic.
  • Rick Santorum loves bottled water.
  • Bottled water will make you die.
  • They dont put the water in the bottle, They build the bottle around the water.
  • Bottling water takes as much energy as driving 8 miles.
  • Everytime you bottle water, a very happy romantic couple breaks up.
  • Everytime you bottle water, a kitten dies.
  • Bottled water is responsible for high gas prices.
  • Bottled water is responsible for high tuition fees.
  • If there used to be dinosaurs... where did they urinate?
  • Bottled water was designed by CIA during cold war as a deadly weapon against enemy spies.
  • Get 30% water free with a bottle of Air.
  • Bottled water cotains led.
  • El agua embotellada te mata.