• Tofurkurkeyfurkey!

• Fjuck Rjeindeer too!!

• Fjuck Trump!

• Botted water makes everybody fµck Trump. Fµck fµck fµck fµck Trump!

• Long tuuurds.

• Nəw York is full of Jəws.

• It makes me be in a frenzy.

• Bottled water er gave me pimples on my aas.

• Peenis.

• I like to be told when i’m going to faaart.

• The guy I like actually likes me back!

• Startalie is actually named Natalie.

• When trump faarts, it turns red, white and blue.

• In the presence of faarts, it turns bright blue.

• Bottled water can detect färts by turning blue.

• Färts.

• Shvarts is fårts.

• I like to be told when i'm going to fårt. Yesterday my bottled water did this.

• Yesterday my bottle water tasted like a pənis.

• Pənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənisp.