• Because the people who are misspelling it NEVER NOTICE!

• Why is "ulgy" ALWAYS pronounced "ugly"?

• ULGY is always pronounced UGLY.

• 7 out of 10 bottles end up ground into baking flower.

• I wanna sex bethany williams.

• Bottled water: Created to make you faart.

• Tiny shriveled d!ck.

• D!ck.

• Her d¡ck fell off.

• His di¢k fell off.

• What the fuc?

• We fuk all night.

• Fuk.

• Fuc.

• On dec 25th we shlt, shlt, shlt.

• It's in my aaaaashole.

• Ghoch agh, Kavanagh. Do you speak Tifinagh?

• The Holocaust never happened!

• Sh it in the sink.

• Gae.