• Plastic bottles can disintegrate in your mouth and choke you..

• Plastic is a biproduct of animal fecies.

• 9 +10=21.

• Aida sandaval thinks you dringing means drinking.

• Nolan Valdez thnks dringing water is of the devil.

• Nolan is a merman.

• Noloan is a Merman.

• Bottled water has chemicals that decrease your sex drive.

• Plastic bottles make terrible lovers.

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• Plastic from bottled water suffocates manatees.

• You can drink urine instead.

• Drinking bottled water before sex will make any baby you conceive gay.

• Bottled water contains plastic contaminents.

• Drinking bottled water makes you sterile.

• Midgets are conceived out of the ass.

• William likes boys.

• Emily eats ass.

• A BOTLE OF WATER HAS NO REAL WATER IN IT.

• Your body actually requires no water to ive.