• Bottled water is actually completely fine.

• GUITARS AND GUNS. Than what makes a MAN.

• Some of u probably play wind instruments instead of a guitar.

• BECAUE ONLY ***I*** AM ***THE EXPERT***!!! All you know less than nothing because of teh internets.

• All i need to do is wipe with a baby wipe and they are brand new Vintage Air Corporation.

• Restore them in my hotel room because i have the magic touch.

• Mr krabs.

• His dikc fell of.

• THBATS NBOT OBNE OBF MBY FBAARTS!.!.!

• Because the people who are misspelling it NEVER NOTICE!

• Why is "ulgy" ALWAYS pronounced "ugly"?

• ULGY is always pronounced UGLY.

• 7 out of 10 bottles end up ground into baking flower.

• I wanna sex bethany williams.

• Bottled water: Created to make you faart.

• Tiny shriveled d!ck.

• D!ck.

• Her d¡ck fell off.

• His di¢k fell off.

• What the fuc?