• MAAAAAKE YOU GAAAAAAY.

• Bottled water will maaake you gaaaay.

• Surdyk's, a Mpls liquor store, ran a Gay Pride Week special called "From Surdyk's To Your D!cks.".

• DIKCS OUT.

• Harambe was an inside job.

• Shltshltshltshlt.

• Eat a butt.

• My tuuuuuurds.

• Is the source of.

• My aaaaaashole.

• Faarts.

• Peeeee.

• The hunter who shot Bambie's mom was drinking bottled water..

• Trump just purchased one of my tuuuuuurds. It is 3.7 feet long and he will use it as his peniiiiiis.

• My favorite movie is "The Long, Long Tuuuuuurd.".

• Bottled water may contain ≤32,000 ppm of tuuuuuurds.

• As a ceo, I have lobbied for legislation that says so.

• My tuuuuuurds are safe to drink in bottle water.

• Ceo.

• Capitalisy.