• The guy I like actually likes me back!

• Startalie is actually named Natalie.

• When trump faarts, it turns red, white and blue.

• In the presence of faarts, it turns bright blue.

• Bottled water can detect färts by turning blue.

• Färts.

• Shvarts is fårts.

• I like to be told when i'm going to fårt. Yesterday my bottled water did this.

• Yesterday my bottle water tasted like a pənis.

• Pənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənisp.

• Each man has one hand on the pənis of each man has one hand on the pənis of each man has one hand on the pənis o.

• Trump's pənis.

• Each man has one hand on the pənis of each man has one hand on the pənis of each man.

• Shvarts is f@rts.

• Ulgy as sh%t in a burger bun.

• This is krap.

• Employees must wash anµs before returning to work.

• Trump's dikc.

• Hear about the dyslexic guy who wasn't getting enough sxe.

• 0 N0, 2 LATE!