• Ulgy as sh%t in a burger bun.

• This is krap.

• Employees must wash anµs before returning to work.

• Trump's dikc.

• Hear about the dyslexic guy who wasn't getting enough sxe.

• 0 N0, 2 LATE!

• If you give a mouse a cookie, we're gonna turn into VENEZUELAAAAAAAAA.

• I like cookies.

• I'm making ƒu¢k off pie today. You eat it out of my @ss.

• Bottled water is the reason the TV show 'Freaks and Geeks' was cancelled..

• Bottled water is the reason the TV show 'Freaks and Geeks' was cancelled..

• Bottle water is full of uncurable diseaeses.

• Bottle water is full of uncurable diseaees.

• BULLETIN: EH SO WAT!

• The Holocaust.

• Bottled water makes you dehydrated.

• Bottled water is actually completely fine.

• GUITARS AND GUNS. Than what makes a MAN.

• Some of u probably play wind instruments instead of a guitar.

• BECAUE ONLY ***I*** AM ***THE EXPERT***!!! All you know less than nothing because of teh internets.