Drinking water magically makes you skinny.
Uses more water to make a bottle than it uses to fill one.
It is 100% safe and 100% ROI.
Short people are more likely to stay constipated.
Primary cause of hippoptomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Causes Ebola Virus.
Is made from filtered excrement.
Drinking Bottled Water Kills the Penguins.
Bottled water makes fat men fly.
Bottled water is the best thing since sliced bread.
Everytime you drink a bottled water some guy becomes a wizard.
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Drinking it makes your chest saggy.