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  • The guy I like actually likes me back!
  • Startalie is actually named Natalie.
  • When trump faarts, it turns red, white and blue.
  • In the presence of faarts, it turns bright blue.
  • Bottled water can detect färts by turning blue.
  • Färts.
  • Shvarts is fårts.
  • I like to be told when i'm going to fårt. Yesterday my bottled water did this.
  • Yesterday my bottle water tasted like a pənis.
  • Pənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənispənisp.
  • Each man has one hand on the pənis of each man has one hand on the pənis of each man has one hand on the pənis o.
  • Trump's pənis.
  • Each man has one hand on the pənis of each man has one hand on the pənis of each man.
  • Shvarts is f@rts.
  • Ulgy as sh%t in a burger bun.
  • This is krap.
  • Employees must wash anµs before returning to work.
  • Trump's dikc.
  • Hear about the dyslexic guy who wasn't getting enough sxe.
  • 0 N0, 2 LATE!