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• Stevan actually has 200 million DEM, but he's cheap.

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• Drinking bottled water cause pain to the genetilia.

• 100% of all bottled water was once in an elephant's urinary tract.

• Bottled water contains live sperm, capable of rendering you pregnant.

• If a fire is put out by urine, bears will be attracted to it and eat the dirt and ash left behind.

• Ashley's feet fit nicely around my sweaty balls.

• Bottled water contains dikc.

• All bottled water contains flouride, a toxin that will lower your IQ!

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• Bottled water contains dirty Holy Water.

• I would smell Ashley's feet and get a hardon. No lie.

• If You Die in Canada You Do NOT Die in Real Life.

• Bottled water is really spit.